Accommodations

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Getting to your destination can be difficult and stressful. Once there, you should be able to relax and feel safe. Click on the news stories below to see how accommodations are becoming accommodating.

Airplanes to house prisoners

DHS to bug U.S. hotels

Frequent Inactive Traveller Programme

Hollywood celebs bed Vegas hotel guests

Hotel group eliminates all room rates

Hotelier reduces overhead and headroom

Infant pools replace infinity pools

Inn-terpreter coming to the States

La Couvier Hotels to charge for "amenities"

Las Vegas to add two million hotel rooms

Paraskevidekatriaphobia hammers travel business

Paris Hilton to be added to Paris Hiltons

Prison system to offer corporate lodging

Traveller Hotel Group hires assassins

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