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$1000 socks are latest travel necessity

Agentes out-horrifies Turistas

Avarice Funds to offer "Plutonium Card"

Butt lift surgery gets a boost

Cell phone company offers comfort

Company to introduce “flying luggage”

Erhart Verner support group for travelers

Err Travel to offer doofus insurance

Err Travel University begins instruction

Firm hopes to clean up with private lavs

Guns soon available to all travelers

Hotel group to rate service stations

Injunction filed against Snakes on a Plane

Law firm opens in-airport offices

Law firm takes to the sea

Travelectomy can remove the travel bug

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