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NOTICE: Many of the ambitious plans by airlines, hotels and other travel related business reported here have likely been postponed or cancelled due to the Covid-19 pandemic. Nevertheless, Err Travel anticipates a return to near-normal operations of most of the businesses by 2029.

Canada finalizes deal to purchase Yucatan

¿Donde esta el Zamboni?

A representative of the Mexican government will travel to Ottawa next week in preparation for the handover of the Yucatan peninsula to the Canadian government within the next six months. Read more

Air Force One to enter charter service

‍​Harrison Ford may be signed as spokesperson

In an effort to cut the federal deficit, congress has passed legislation to fund the conversion of the presidential jet fleet to carry paying passengers. Read more

Strip clubs to open in airports

Narrow- and wide-body dancers featured

The country’s first strip club to be located in an airport will open next month at Will Rogers World Airport. Read more

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