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GENEVA, Switzerland -- Traveller Hotel Group, operator of luxury resort and spa properties in North America, Europe, and Asia, announced that beginning next year, it will begin a rating system of service stations across the United States.
In a press release issued today, CEO Jean-Paul Chaphrau stated, "For years the objective of every hotel manager of every one of our 435 properties has been to win a five-star rating from the Mobil Travel Guide. This year 417 of those properties garnered four-star ratings, but we have yet to earn a single five-star mark. We believe that there is something fishy going on inside the oil company's rating system and that turn-about is fair play."
Among the items to be evaluated are:
Clearly alluding to the Michelin and the American Automobile Association, Mr. Chaphrau added, "Depending upon how the program is received by the motoring public, we may introduce ratings of tire manufacturers and auto clubs.”
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